Hen's Night

Sunday, October 28, 2007

It's a hard choice to decide whether your Saturday night should be spent with oiled up, overly-muscular men thrusting their stuff in your face or sipping champagne and running from canvas to canvas sketching a nude, heavily tattooed man - but this was the choice I was faced with and decisions had to be made.

The oiled up men came with a boat ride down the Yarra River on what turned out to be a very balmy evening, as well as all the alcohol that I could consume. The naked tattooed man offered something different from the norm - the chance to give my drunken drawing skills a go.
I weighed up my options, and in the end I opted for the tattooed man. The idea of 3 male strippers was just a little bit less appealing. With the nude model, I knew exactly where he was going to be at all times - no surprise lap dancing or grinding.

The idea of a male stripper is fairly unappealing to me. It all seems fine until he's down to his g-string and threatening to whip it off - then you start hoping that he'll keep it on, because you know what's under there isn't exactly the prettiest thing to look at. Male strippers are a thing of the 80's. They had their time and now it's all a bit daggy - like perms and leg warmers, only more risqué.

So i went with the life-drawing class, which turned out to be a laugh. we ran from canvas to canvas, adding to each others drawings while the model remained completely un-fazed by the fact that 25 liquored-up girls were giggling at him every time he dropped his robe.

Definitely an interesting way to spend a Saturday night.

2 comments:

Badaunt said...

I used to have a friend who was an artist, and who I used to model for sometimes (along with anybody else who could be forcibly volunteered) and she used to have a really hard time getting male friends to model for her. They were so shy about the way certain bits of their anatomy refused to stay still, and didn't take kindly to her yelling, "STOP TWITCHING!" at them every five minutes.

So. . . did he twitch?

Unknown said...

Oh I feel ripped off - there was no twitching at all! But he did do a lot of strange looking push ups that gave the impression that his arms and legs weren't the only thing holding him up...

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