Four Simple Steps for Dealing with Hot Weather

Step one: Come home from work and turn on every air conditioner in the house.

Step two: Attempt to prepare dinner only to find there's nothing in the fruit and veg section of your refrigerator because you filled it full of beer.

Step three: Give up trying to find something for dinner and consume several beers as a meal substitute.

Step four: Pass out from beer consumption and sleep through what would otherwise be a hot and restless night.

Hot Weather Problem - Solved!