A tale of two scary scary man legs

Thursday, December 13, 2007

Two things I learnt today:

1. While you are laughing at how funny an American accent sounds, they are laughing right back at your Aussie accent - and you probably deserve it more.

2. Don't assess the need for shaving your legs without turning the light on. They may look smooth and beautiful in your new skirt in the half-lit bathroom, but in daylight they may be scary scary man-legs.

3 comments:

Badaunt said...

But at least you were not wearing stockings, right? With the little stubby hairs sticking through?

That would have been even scarier.

C. Andiron said...

I blame Mark Twain for accent snobbery. Someone should do a parody where he's woken up in the middle of the night and he talks like Tony Danza.

torrygirl said...

yuck, you're right - I forgot how much worse it is when people try to disguise it with stockings.

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